Nice or Rude. Same horoscope, your call.
Daily horoscopes, your birth chart and answers to your questions, in a voice that's funny, blunt and on your side.
Today's Gemini, both ways.
Same stars, same day. You pick how it's said.
You have four tabs open, two half written texts and a podcast you started for the third time, and you are calling that multitasking. It is not. It is a group project where every member is you and nobody did the reading. Mercury, your ruling planet, wants one thing finished today. Not the fun one. The boring one with a deadline, the one you have been calling nearly done since August. Close the tabs. Send the damn email. Then you can start something new, and we both know you will, by dinner.
What's in the app
Your birth chart
Sun, Moon, rising and every planet, explained by a friend who actually read it.
Daily horoscopes
Every sign, every day. Pick Nice when you're fragile, Rude when you need the truth.
Ask the stars
Ask anything. The answer comes from your chart, not a fortune cookie.
The sky right now
Moon phases and big sky events, and what they mean for you, in plain English.
Share cards
Every reading turns into a card made for sending. Your group chat will have opinions.
Compatibility
NewAdd someone with their birthday. Get a free read on the two of you, then a full written report on what comes easy and what takes work. A forecast, not a verdict.
Alex budgets the way some people pray: daily, privately and with a little guilt. Maya treats a budget like a horoscope, interesting to read and easy to ignore. Neither of you is wrong, which is the annoying part.
Nice or Rude
Same horoscope, two voices. Switch any time, no judgment. Some judgment.
Real reviews. We didn't pay for these.
“Hilarious twist on Astrology!!! Something different than same ole same!!! Would definitely recommend.”
“Love it and it also includes a pretty detailed birth chart in the free version which is pretty in depth and decent detail and the sassy smartass vibe is completely relatable and fully welcomed with open arms.”
“What a way to shake it up- and we all know if anything, I like staying shook. mostly. good dang insight & fantastic app”
What it costs
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- Free
- $0, with ads
- Daily horoscopes in both voices, a free compatibility match for any two people
- Premium
- $4.99/mo or $39.99/yr
- No ads, plus 2 compatibility reports a month
- Just no ads
- $1.99 a month
- No ads, nothing else
- One report
- $3.99
- A single full compatibility report
- Question packs
- Priced in the app
- More questions for Ask the stars
Go get roasted.
Free on iPhone and Android.